You might be a dog person if...

You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.

You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.

You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.

You shovel a zigzag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all her favorite spots.

Your parents refer to your pet as their granddog.

You have dog hair stuck on tape on wrapped gifts.

You can only remember people by associating them with their dog.

Your dog decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree.

You've traced your dog's family tree further than you have your own.

You can't see out your car's passenger window because of all the nose-prints

Actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.. better
be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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