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|HUMOR FROM THE PUMPKIN PATCH
By Marti Lawrence
I am a wife, mother, friend, webmaster, humor columnist, online retailer, photographer, pumpkin
farmer.........a woman who is trying to do ten things at once, but only succeeding at about half of them!
I am also extraordinarily clumsy.
I started this website, and writing humor columns following my latest debacle, breaking my leg.
My husband is a telecommunications genius, who keeps my equipment running and my heart a-pounding.
We have been together for more than 25 years and I love him more every day.
And not just because he keeps my computer running!
|We live on a hilltop acreage, about 25 miles east of Kansas City, Missouri. (Natives pronounce it, "Ma-zoo-rah".) Our little farmhouse
is one of the oldest buildings in the area, age about 100 years. Suburbia is rapidly approaching, and the lights in the valley multiply
more every day.
We have 3 children. Eldest Son no longer resides with us, as he is 26 years old and sharp as a tack. He shares a house with some
buddies and works in the retail electronics industry.
Middle Son graduated from high school with honors last year, and is currently earning college tuition working in food service. He
hopes to enroll next fall.
Daughter (also very bright - hey, I'm a mom, I get to brag!) is a freshman in high school this year, and is very tired of small town
teachers who educated both of her brothers, eyeballing her and saying, "Don't you have older brothers who went here?" Her sweet
disposition prevents any serious complaining though.
My humor articles are shown below, and links to our sale items are on the navigation bar. We sold pumpkins here at the farm for a
while, hence this page name (and my cyber-identity in some circles). I appreciate you stopping by, and hope you'll visit regularly!.
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