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QUOTATIONS - ON COMPUTERS


The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Alan Perlis
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't
need to be done.
Andy Rooney (1919 - )
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The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get
bigger or heavier.
Bill Gates (1955 - ), Business @ The Speed of Thought
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Bradley's Bromide
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption
of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
E. W. Dijkstra
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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Edward Shepherd Mead
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Farmers' Almanac, 1978
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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working
smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
James Magary
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all
the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining
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Jeff Raskin,
interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against
wacking them around a little.
Joe Martin, Porterfield
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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a
computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Ken Olsen (1926 - ), President, Digital Equipment, 1977
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